Tiny Tuesday – “The Great Sitcom Purge”

10 Jul

Eight hundred floors up, behind a massive desk in a darkened office, a sausagey finger emerged from the folds of a huge leather throne and pressed a red button marked “CANCEL”.

Halfway through an admonishment of his roommate vis à vis proper conjugation of Klingon verbs, Sheldon Cooper’s eyes rolled back, and his spiderlike form collapsed.

Neil Patrick Harris experienced a paroxysm of agony before dematerializing. The blonde he was talking to spat her cosmopolitan all over the bar.

Chandler and Joey died the moment their high five connected, and when Seinfeld’s door opened, Kramer’s rigid corpse fell across the threshold.


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